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My bottom hurts

I don't keep very good records and I never know where receipts are for things. So it's always a problem when HH suddenly needs to know things like when I got paid for this or that gig and what the exchange rate was at the time if it was in dollars or euros. Such encounters often end with me excavating the mountain range of papers spanning my desk and every available surface and flinging things around in frustration. (Not without the odd little squeal of joy - "Oh, THAT'S where that was!")

Anyway, I couldn't find my online banking information last night and we kept trying to guess my password to log in. (You're not supposed to write it down, so how the hell do they expect you to remember it???)

After much unsuccessful searching and stressing, we had to admit defeat and HH said he was going to smack my bottom. (!!!) I stamped my feet and regressed, whining that I didn't WANT to be smacked, that it wasn't FAIR, that he was MEAN... But you know where that gets you. **pout**

So he made me take down my panties (white cotton with pretty girly butterflies) and he hauled me across his lap. Scolded me like a very little girl and then spanked me very hard and for a very long time. I kicked and yelped and flung my hands behind, but he said I needed to learn to be more organised. (Hmph - should see HIS desk!)

Afterwards he held me and let me cry a little and then put cocoa butter on my sore cheeks. Mmmm... chocolatey! My bottom was very sore when I went to bed last night and it still hurts a little this morning. But I do feel loved.

October 21, 2008 at 07:52

Flynn of Arc

How strange is this? After I made the Punishment haircut post, someone pointed out the similarity between the picture of Falconetti and this one of me:

Trippy!

Niki Flynn photo © Thomas Sing

October 20, 2008 at 07:18

French & Saunders - evil schoolgirls

I don't think any spanking model has ever been this badly behaved in a film.

Perhaps it's something to aspire to.

October 17, 2008 at 06:44

Unsolicited homework assignments

I get some pretty strange emails sometimes, but I've never been sent a proper spanking exam before. Not even a "Hi, hello, how are you?" Just this lengthy questionnaire I assume he wants for wank material for serious research into spanking fetishism:

I am very intersted about spanking (spanker) so let me some questions please. What is your opinion and experiences with:

1. erotic spanking?
2. discipline spanking?
3. therapeutic spanking?

4. How long are you interesting about spanking?
5. Since when you know about spanking?
6. Would you wash husband socks by your hands if he want it?

7. Describe me your favourite spanking dreams. In detail of course.
8. Describe what kind of school uniform you will dress on. What colour of skirt, kneesocks...)
Tell me frankly. How many strokes with :

1. belt
2. brush
3. cane

you can endure.?

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Question Number 6 feels like a surreal Freudian slip; I'm just not sure what it reveals.

October 15, 2008 at 07:47

Tiny girl with goat

The shrinking ray had worked! And in the excitement and celebration of their success, the scientists forgot to lock their subject's cage. The tiny girl escaped to the Norwegian coast, where she hitched a ride on the back of a friendly goat who promised to carry her to safety.

October 13, 2008 at 20:09